4 Where no oxen are, the crib is clean: but much increase is by the strength of the ox.

There once was a priest who did nothing all day but pray to the Lord constantly, day and night he did nothing but constant prayer.  "Dear Lord watch over our flock and keep them safe from the horrors of the world.  Keep them safe from wickedness and sin."  For twelve years he did this nothing else, he knew of nothing else to do, because if he did something else he feared he would do the wrong thing and become sinful himself.  So he prayed and prayed
never ending.
  One day a young couple came to the Temple and asked the priest to perform the wedding rite for them so that they might be married, but alas he could not perform it because he didn't take the time to learn it, for fear he might have a sinful thought.

5 A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.

There was a girl who walked to school each day, she had two friends one Janet the other Raki.
Both girls had stayed home watching t.v. the night before.
  Janet told the girl that she had watched t.v., Raki said she went to the movies.
  When the girls' purse was stolen from her locker, she asked her two friends (who had both seen the crime) what happened.  Janet said that the boy from first period took it, Raki said the teachers did a locker search and took it for drug evaluation.
  The next day the girl found her purse in the trash, and went to her friends.  Janet apologized to her for her misfortune.  Raki just laughed and said she had been out to the jungle with her father and didn't care about her stupid purse.


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